Lets see. What other lunatic suggestions can we commit to this blog in another futile attempt to lighten up a wrecked herd of workaholics? Lets have another word game for a change: "Friday" is almost the same in German where we say "Freitag". As you will know German allows to link words into chains as in Straßenbahnlinie which is a short three-linker with Straße (street) bahn (rail) and linie (line). Put together this gives us a tramline (see, you can do the same in English). Just a few more characters... "Freitag" is a short two-linker: "Frei" means "free" and "Tag" means "day". So in German we are celebrating the "Free-Day" once a week. No wonder that we are so up-to-speed with Free and Open Source Software... Maybe we can suggest to introduce an "Openday" to replace "Thursday"?
What would we need to do? Well, first we need someone to come up with a request for change (I'd volunteer for that). Then it would be helpful to connect to someone who has a level A liaison with ISO. Anyone around, OGC maybe? Next a work group needs to work out why this would be a good idea. No, wait. That is exactly not how it works! The work group would only describe how to introduce the new term but not explain why. This might be one of the core problems with quite a lot of standards and more so the bodies in them. The INSPIRE guidelines for example never ever say what metadata is. They only say with painstaking exactness what you have to put into them and how to make them available. That is pretty dumb if you ask me. But I digress.
So why is everybody working in Germany if it is the "Freeday"? Because we all feel free at work? That would be good for us! But somehow I doubt it. If I look at people commuting in the morning most all of them look pretty unhappy.

Happy commuters on a free day
Which is more along the lines of lust and love. Ha. Don't believe? Well, here we go: The name Friday comes from the Old English frīgedæg, meaning the "day of Frige", translating Latin ''dies'' Veneris. Lots of sparely robed chicks for the last day in the work week, what do you think? So while we are at it we can slink over and check out this world's Love goddesses and no - it's not the ones you might think of now.

Not a goddess but something along that line if we believe our organ.
Whatever, back to Friday. It is very much Freyja's day and etymologically the roots of this name can be traced back to the German word "Frau" which means woman. So this is also the women's day. And not the English wo-man which is a sort of neutralized man or "just a human" but a real female (wtf: this is yet another modified male, a ''fe''male). Either English is highly genderless or really chauvinist.
Whatever, I like the tree best, it reminds me of the Borg, which sound a bit like the German Borke which is the skin of the tree, in English bark. But now we are just barking up the tree. Admittedly, this will not get us anywhere, so lets's wrap up. Where does this get us? It very much depends on you. I will enter that request for change at ISO and then just have a great Friday and weekend. And I wish you lots of lust, love, war or barking, just as best you like and no matter whether you ar fe or male.
Have fun.

